StoryLine: The Only House in Town 1971 The Only House in Town 1970 Theres very little plot to this sexploitation film The first scene has a woman being chased by some hippies to a room where she is gang raped We follow this up with various scenes of orgies that contain very little story THE ONLY HOUSE IS TOWN is a film that was written and directed by the one and only Edward D Wood, Jr and Im going to guess his name alone is why people are going to be attracted to this film Its history in the Wood filmmography is rather confusing as is the film, which was finally released back in 2016, although it didnt get too much fanfare, which is a bit mysterious since it was technically a lost film for several decades So, how is the picture To be honest, its really hard to rate it and thats why Im not even going to bother giving it a star rating I will say that if youre a fan of Wood then its certainly worth watching but Im going to guess that the film was never fully completed or perhaps this softcore version just hasnt been put together I say this because the soundtrack really comes and goes and there are moments where the vocals are so poorly recorded that you cant hear what theyre saying Whats even more interesting is that you can hear someone directing the actors Wood throughout the long orgy and this here is rather fun I mean, there are a couple times when the man tells the actors to get out of the way so that we can get a better look at Uschi Digard who plays several different roles here There are also a few goofs left in the film including the actors constantly looking up towards the director to see if they should keep going All of this makes me believe the film was never fully completed here but apparently it did get a theatrical screening Was there also a hardcore version made As it stands, this fifty three minute film is worth watching if youre fascinating in the world of Ed Wood Technically speaking theres nothing good about the film and the lack of dialogue means we dont have any of that classic Wood dialogue Still, Ive seen dozens if not hundreds of softcore movies from this era and this here is no better or worse than most
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